Some of this is my speech to people about MAD Magazine.

staaaahhhhp!!! I cry at those when I don’t even know who they’re for!!

Somewhere there’s a photo of me as a youngster, shaking his hand at the DE state fair. I wish he had ruffled my hair!

I do too and I just posted about how I drive almost literally the shittiest one in the universe! A cute brand-new paid for car where everything works would be my first purchase if I suddenly had money.

I actually didn’t go see it because I thought that would make me too sad to enjoy it. :*(

Right... I moused over the link and was like “not this time PresidentFoxyJ... not this time.”

I have a 15 year old Chevy S10 that mortifies everyone around. Other truck owners because it’s so tiny, my friends because I so clearly don’t give a damn how dented and dirty it is. The AC is sort of ok if the temperature doesn’t go above 92 or so, so basically useless in the South TX summers (thankfully I don’t give…

That actually makes the whole thing make sense and come into focus! I should have seen that because I too have that blob, but no adorable babies to place by it (or blame for it).

this is beautiful

I know at least one other hairy bastard (a friend, nobody in my household) who enlists his kids to shave his back. ew.

Thanks for the update on that! I was wondering.

Always a forever boyfriend. I used to watch House of Buggin and just swoon.

I would... I love guidos and similar types and he’s always been my favorite. Several times he had lines on JS that made me laugh out loud. ETA Oh now I see I answered that wrong, but I guess I still answered it.

She was also in the Degrassi spoof that was on Kroll Show called “Wheels Ontario,” as the main character Mikey’s mom. Very funny! They’re all on youtube.

There’s a pic of Mischa Barton taking a shower (in a bikini) on there, for those following along with her at home

OMG I cheated and googled it - it’s that Stefon character that Bill Hader does. hahaha

Me too... while I was watching them all I could think was, I bet watching this makes some people lose their shit, or at least bite their nails. It makes me think of a scene of little kids writing in their copy books in this kids’ book from around Civil War times that I used to read. If they made one drop or blob out…

“Watch her show in it’s entirety, you’ll quickly see that under those expensive dresses still lies the mindset of a rich white Conservative guy.”

SO cute! I’m so used to buying everything at Target I forget that things can look like you want them to for the right price.

I love the bag too but I can’t personally do gold-toned hardware, only admire it on others and their stuff. I love the pattern and the red though.