“Springtime for Nemesis!”

“There’s NO vaccine like SHOW vaccine like NO vaccine I knoooow!”

There’s a hole in his head like a great black pit
and the virus of Umbrella inhabits it
and their morals aren’t worth what a zombie could spit
and it goes by the name of Raccoon City...

Skyrim.

What do you call a stick you throw but doesn’t come back?

You know what face he’s making, don’tcha?

What? What do they say? They have small feet? Or have a big penis?

And unlike your balls, there’s no life on these moons.

It’s fine if you need a big dick to get off. But don’t wait so long that you get engaged and body shame someone you’re supposed to love until you decide you need a big dick to satisfy you. That’s just shallow.

Maybe his son throws boulders at puppies down by the creek, you don’t know.

“Or what? You’ll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead! Do your worst!”

“1 billion years”.

Bernie Sanders coming for those tasty delegates...

Non. Om-non-non-non-non.

Vandelay.

Religion needs to go, please.

I didn’t read a word of this. What’s going on? Nevermind, it doesn’t concern me.

While the rest of the world just ignores Arizona.

It’s playing now.