People who annoy you:

They got Lars focking Ulrich to do the drums.

Thanks for not making it a video :)

Masturbation doesn’t make you go blind, it makes your palms hairy. Duh.

Find a canary
A bird to bring my message home
Carry my obituary
My coffin doesnt’t have a phone
How you gonna get the money?
Send papers to an empty home?
How you gonna get the money?
Nobody to answer the phone

What is a Cracker Barrel? I get that it’s a restaurant, and a brand of cheese... I just mean, is it a term used by slaves or somethin’? Did crackers sit in barrels on the plantation?

Could just have one day on this planet where we don’t get pissed off about nothing? LOOK AT WHO’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! I don’t know how there can be any anger left over from that.