My Bart Starr story: when I was 5, I wrote him a letter. This was one or two seasons into the Phil Bengston era, when the Packers fell off a cliff from the Lombardi days. I told him he was my favorite QB and I was sure he would be back on top in no time (I was wrong).

The big woman still here?

I signed on to this site to let you know I have enjoyed your posts more than the actual show for years now. 

Hot take: “Too Fast for Love” is actually a strangely decent scuzzball glam/power-pop album. Like a punkier version of Slade. Or a much, much dumber version of the Sweet. The production is more warts-and-all 70s style than blown-out 80s style, and no one in the band is actually talented enough to pull off the songs…

She could make a fortune AirBNBing that apartment for 6 weeks in July and August during track season, and just crash with Lorenzo.

A friend of mine texted once the third quarter started and had this to say:

Hello darkness my old friend

Gronk: “Six of nine?! Nice!”

*Goes up for a leaping high five*

*Injures leg*

I think Rabin would be interested to know that they’re resurrecting his decade-old article in the header that lists all the other sites networked to the AV Club.

“Thank God I won’t have to fucking show him how that tap thing works.” - Saquon Barkley 

His pregnant wife would have told him not to waste beer while she handed him a battery.

But if you tell him to throw it into his dick...

Oh, there were plenty of dildos on display...

“But most interesting of the postgame quotes was safety and defensive leader D.J. Swearinger, who took the heat off McCoy by putting it all on his side of the ball.

Me too...wish the funeral would hurry up and get here.

I saw this last night and for me it more than exceeded my expectations. On top of being beautiful and elegantly realist, it’s a more thoughtful look at the space program than any I’ve ever seen. There are so many moments that emphasize just how fragile the humans feel next to these massive, incredible machines they’re…

Really? How are there no links to this in the Recommended Stories module? You’re slippin’, AV Club. You’re slippin’.

I actually would argue against this. The review does seem pitchfork because the reasons it made were also generic as well:

I set up my light display timed to the scene from Godfather Part II when Diane Keaton informed Al Pacino she had an abortion to prevent another Corleone son from entering the world.

In a single comment, you've named three reasons to get a new girlfriend.