Dude, he had a thong draped over his face.

Literally a crisis actor. 

Seems like three idiots who have nothing better to do than to pretend as if thong underwear is functionally interchangeable with something designed to be an actual mask.

He wasn’t wearing a mask, he was wearing thong underwear on his face.

The positive use is just the reverse: to track something stolen. For cars, it could be a cheap LoJack.

More correct figuratively, no? Public preference clearly goes CUV > Sedan and so what better to become the Corolla of the 2020s than a Corolla CUV?

Totally. I shouldn’t portray myself as an air travel teetotaler. The novelty of an AM hours huge mug of beer and a shot - shit, yes, let’s make that a double - has a very strong appeal.

100% agreement with everything you wrote.

“I don’t have to worry about polio because I got my polio shot.”

Thanks for correction! Thought smaller “scooters” we’re fine with general license. Remember it that way, but I’m old and should’ve checked.

I don’t know about other states but in CA I think scooters up to 150cc don’t require a moto endorsement.

“It’s the Volvo 740 series of the 21st century.”

Thanks for leading with the fan service of the circus bear riding pic!

How did we get the pairing of airline travel and alcohol?

Sounds like he just doesn’t want to wear a mask in any scenario where he thinks it’s unlikely that he could be infected.

Yeah if I have concrete need of monitoring everything it does and to intervene in a split second, to maintain safety, then I’d rather just drive like normal.

It’s for people who need to get around town on surface streets, and who have a $2,000 budget for something new.

You’ve got it all backwards. Morris started shit off with a cheap shot. A relatively untalented goon with a history of being a dirty goon on and off the court, cheap shotting the reigning league MVP in garbage time because his team is losing badly.

Everything after Mach3 has looked like self-satire. Been using this shit for over 20 years and cannot imagine benefiting from anything newer.

I guess the niche basically doesn’t exist but it should: Sleeper Luxury. Enjoy luxe materials and features and fancy shit but still seem to have proletarian values even if totally bourgeois.