This chick LOVES horror.

Have you seen Them? Or You’re Next?

A great horror comedy that not a lot of people know about is Crush The Skull. I’m a huge horror buff and I freaking loved it. It’s free with Amazon Prime! Not (too) scary. Lots of humor. Watch it. You won’t be disappointed.

I haven’t seen the movie yet but this website doesn’t mention a crush video....

How?

Chelsea is not the enemy. She fights the good fight. Maybe she needs to learn more things, and that’s okay. Our instinct should be to teach instead of witch hunt. Seriously! I’m so embarrassed to be a liberal sometimes:

It’s a scene from The Godfather. (It’s a real horse’s head, though.)

I guess this is what it’s like on the other side.

Glycerin suppositories. Unlike laxatives, which I despise, they don’t mess with your tummy. They’re constipation miracles. Pop one in, wait a few minutes, and eliminate. As a fellow constipated sufferer, I swear by them.