I think the title needs more emphasis and clarity:

The second holiday season after I got my first real job, I made it a point to leave home and take a trip somewhere, however short or long. I traveled to another country for a week or so that year and did the same thing the following year. In the past couple of years I’ve just kept it local and go camping. Just forcing…

I’ve managed to get fit over the past couple of years just by eating better, eating less, and being more physically active. That said, I think I would like to apply my newfound fitness to a sport, so my goal is try to not suck at basketball by 2018's end.

I think tailgating is only part of the problem. The other part is how people actually apply their brakes. If everyone actually brakes gradually and slows down until they near about .5 to 1 car length, then traffic would flow much more smoothly. It’s when you get shitty drivers who slam their brakes (or continuously…

I was thinking about buying the $70 VPN, but PureVPN looks pretty bad

I was thinking about buying the $70 VPN, but PureVPN looks pretty bad

You forgot the detail about how the cop had the phrase “You’re fucked” etched onto his gun.

Ally or some other bank with high rates.

Gonna attempt to max out my 401k next year. Never contributed anything more than 10% of my paycheck to my 401k before, so this will be an interesting experience to see how it’ll affect my spending.

I say it, and I mean it. This is 100% because I don’t want to get them anything.

I really fucking hate FedEx. Their website is shit. Their service offerings are shit. Their delivery is shit. You need an verify your account to reschedule shipments but the verification never works and I’ve been trying for a couple of years now.

I envy you. I kinda think I have some PTSD from some of the arguments I had to be around while growing up. And then the venting they would offload individually onto me and my sister... Eeesh. I’m slightly traumatized and have some issues because of it, but at least I know what NOT to do in front of my kids if I’m ever…

A real Jerry Seinfeld, really.

I was all about that Soul Food soundtrack.

Where are the thoughts and prayers from our representatives?! This shooting is NOT ok until I’ve read all the “thoughts and prayers” tweets! I need to know our reps are thinking about the victims!

That’s a nice way to start, Jonny.

I guess Urkel had the right idea.

Yes, it’s a another stupid thing it said, but I actually laughed this time. My threshold for outrage has been raised so high that this relatively harmless incident just serves as a ridiculous reminder of what a dolt this thing is.

I learned this first-hand from seeing this in action from my parents. They’re retired now and have SS, life insurance, and some retirement accounts they’re living off of, but managed to hoard quite a bit of cash throughout the years. I was kind of shocked at how much they’ve got in cash when they disclosed to me the…

I was taught grammar throughout youth and can vaguely remember learning about sentence structure and types of words in primary school but to be honest, that stuff didn’t really stick or mean a whole lot to me. My writing was pretty mediocre until I got to college where I had to take two mandatory writing courses.…

I misread the title in my RSS feed as “Let Kids Play With Their Junk.”