Just curious: how do you guys decide whether to post stuff like this on main Lifehacker or on Vitals?

+1. I feel like sauce skillz is what I’m missing from being able to just make shit up with whatever’s left in my fridge that isn’t boring.

No.

Poor man’s Village People?

Can someone spare Aledda another bag of dicks for consumption? I have one, but I’m not sure if one bag is enough.

I immediately canceled my Digit account right after I got their email about charging for their service. $2.99 seems kinda steep for a service that didn’t function all that great for me anyways. It kept taking out way too much money even on the lowest savings mode. Too bad cuz I do like the concept.

I took magic truffles (basically shrooms) one day while I was in Amsterdam by myself. I woke up and decided I was gonna get some shrooms, go back to my hostel room to eat ‘em, and then go to the Van Gogh museum.

What are you talking about, Beth? Those Vongos pictured above will pair nicely with even the fanciest of skirts and dresses.

Take your star and get out of here.

Never mind I found it. That’s a screenshot of consulates and embassies, not travel warnings.

What’s that a map of exactly? I can’t seem to find it in any of the links.

Your old school friend probably does but just doesn’t want to spend $150 if they think they can scrape up some pity money to use instead. The times have made me cynical.

Will eating large meals after fasting cause problems, especially if it’s done frequently? I feel like the blood sugar spikes might not be so great for your body if you do it too often. Or does your body get acclimated to that kind of thing?

Yes, totally. I don’t understand why people are so against the oxford comma. It’s clearly way more helpful in providing clarity than it does make things more confusing. Just add the damn comma in there, ya damn heathens!

Maybe someone can explain this to me cuz I’ve always been a bit confused by it:

Lyft seems to treat their drivers better and allows me to tip. The Lyft drivers I’ve had are generally more friendlier than the Uber drivers I’ve had. This one is even more anecdotal, but when I used to use both Lyft and Uber, I found that most of my Lyft rides were ever-so-slightly cheaper than my Uber rides (based…

I... can’t believe that never occurred to me to blend soapy water to clean the blades. So.much.shame.

Check the lock. I left my house keys sitting in the lock a few times before, like a dummy, I admit. Luckily my apartment complex is relatively safe.