I think the biggest thing for me is sincerity. You can check everything off that list, but if it doesn’t sound like you mean it, it won’t mean anything to me.

I use SwiftKey and I wish it had the microphone button :|

I echo what BrianBladesofSteel says, “Uh, no, fuck that.”

Yeah, no shit Facebook. Why am I seeing shit from friends of friends in my feed? Fix your goddamned privacy so not every single person I’m friends with sees EVERY SINGLE THING I do on your fucking platform, and maybe I’ll want to consider sharing certain things, like a video of me wiping my ass. It’s really…

Yeah I agree with you, “better” is probably a more apt term to use than “right” in articles such as these.

Maybe it Post-It dispensers are designed wrong.

That’s happened to me more times than I’d like to admit.

Sorry I couldn’t answer your question earlier, but glad you’re finding the app helpful so far! Did you use the accelerometer or the microphone?

I use Sleep Cycle, which just recently introduced a new way of tracking your sleep by using the microphone on the phone instead of the accelerometer. I was skeptical about this change at first, but after a few months of use with the microphone, I think it’s actually a lot more accurate. I should note that I think it’s…

I tend to avoid Waze because it often makes me cross MAJOR streets from a stop sign— which often ends up taking longer because cars keep coming. It’s just unnecessarily stressful if you’re driving around Los Angeles during peak hours. I’ll sit in the car for an extra 2 minutes so I don’t get T-boned by a car I can’t…

I friggin love running high. Stoned is certainly the only way I’ll ever run a marathon again. Doing it sober was not fun at all.

We love the Beets!

I’d buy friends. I’ll take that cheap wine with my utter despair, now, thanks.

How do you unlink songs on your computer from tracks on Spotify?! It used to be so easy!

He uses LIDAR, which I believe works at night.

Not exactly something most people would want to share/borrow, so it’s likely everyone just buys one for themselves— or a few depending on how many orifices they want less hairy...

Not exactly something most people would want to share/borrow, so it’s likely everyone just buys one for themselves—…

I like how people’s argument is basically implying that women are all physically and mentally the same. As if there aren’t scrawny-ass males who weigh 130 lbs, or “complicate” the dynamics within your group.

I certainly thought she was really pretentious at first. But her music actually started to grow on me, and then I watched some of her interviews on YouTube out of curiosity and realized she’s just an artsy person trying to express herself without that air of snootiness that you’d find in some artists who clearly vie…

My mom made me take these enormous fish oil capsules daily as a kid that I typically struggled with, but managed to swallow before they got too soggy and broke. A capsule finally broke one time because it spent nearly 10 minutes in my mouth, and let loose a vile taste of fish and medication that I gagged and nearly…

Desire is a hell of a drug.