I would watch that episode on endless repeat.

Would Cardi’s show feature her trademark transphobia and racism? Then super fun!!1! YAS QUEEN OKURRR-DOKERRRRR etc. etc.

Straight white guy here. I just have basic human empathy. Not looking for a pat on the back for accomplishing what I’d hope to see in most second graders, but I think that’s what it comes down to for me. I’m not sure how to “spread” that ability once someone’s already grown into an adult.

But I will say that keeping…

I had a state trooper in Massachusetts do this to me. I was flying along in the left lane, passing a row of cars, and another car comes right up my butt. I decide to hurry up to try to get out of the way, but once I got up to 95 mph without getting him off me, I thought, “You know what, I don’t want to be the left…

I apologize if this has been addressed already, but beyond the complete theocratic bullshit of the Alabama law itself, something’s been nagging at me. Maybe it’s because I am not a lawyer in real life or on the internet, but why does this law specify a ban of abortion “from the moment of conception”? Is it some kind…

Isn’t it just as likely that the fish became stressed when they realized they were in close proximity to so many Florida Men(tm) and Women?

Please stop trying to make Bad Babby a thing. I understand and appreciate that a lot of pop and rock stars have voices that wouldn’t be considered “traditionally” good, and that can be part of their charm, but her voice sounds like all those squeaks you hear when somebody makes a balloon animal, but somehow organized…

Damn it!  Now I feel ashamed that I forgot that one.  Especially since I was in a marching band that performed Tusk.

I thought Gwen Stefani owned marching bands?

I remember a million years ago when I was in college, our freshman RA made it a point to collect money to give the custodial staff gifts because, as she accurately put it, we were pigs and the staff’s salary was embarrassing/insulting. Sounds like a win-win. Let the staff keep their full salary (which I doubt has…

If rent-a-cops have banned you from the local malls for being a creeper, that should automatically ban you from the Senate. And the House. And the state legislature.  And probably Taco Bell parking lots.

The next time you want to leave a homemade toy car out in the streets of Chicago, maybe Chef Boyar-don’t.

This reads less like even an attempt at a coherent dress code and more like an old man sputtering about the kids today. “PJs during the day! Saggy clothes! Hair rollers! Bah!”

That she began this demand for positivity by referring to Shade Room proprietor Angelica Nwandu as a “water buffalo built bitch” tells you everything you need to know about turning to Cardi B for etiquette guidelines.

I thought her brand was transphobia, racism, and the inexplicable devotion of the Jezebel staff. Oh, and in Rich’s piece today, I saw that she referred to a critic as being shaped like a “water buffalo,” so I guess we can add body-shaming bullshit and childish insults to her “charms” as well.

I’ve not watched Bieber’s lipsync. I do know that his shows aren’t on point. But this was not his show. He has been in therapy. He came on for a surprise appearance. I think one has to set down your critique pen and realize that while he is a performer he is also still someone who has been under the eye of the…

I have a stage 1 tune on my (FWD) GTI, making a reported 310 hp, and it’s perfectly manageable. It gets a little feisty if you really pound on it off the line, but there’s actually very little torque steer, even compared to an older, much less powerful GTI I had. I think part of why it works is that they focused less…

I think part of the problem is also that godforsaken Palmer method, adding “fun” little curlicues to every damn letter. There are more modern cursive/print hybrid systems that are easier and faster to write.  Every letter doesn’t need a damn little church hat on it.

This. As my dad is fond of saying, “If you’re rich and famous and you kill someone, you may very well get away with it. If you fuck with the IRS, you’re going to jail no matter who you are.”  For example, see Capone, Al.

The article did mention that “in rare cases, out-of-home placement,” so yeah, kids were apparently being separated from their parents over truancy. Sure, it would seem that Harris Klobuchar have cleared that very-low bar you mentioned, but maybe not as much as we’d like. Don’t get me wrong—I really don’t want to see…