prepare2bjudged
Judge Hershey
prepare2bjudged

Easy Solution -> Move all the Jewish people (that want to go) to Germany. This is of course assuming we’re living in 1947.

Who cares? blame the Brits! and then blame the IDF for their garbage discipline in shooting nurses and then blame us for basically doing the same thing! Fuck, I could have joined up but the helmet wouldn’t work in the desert consarn it!!

nm, I’m full of shit.

It’s not even really worth fighting. You can’t get through to them. A young woman gunned down by some young soldier, it’s not new except for the method.

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I have six cousins, all Marines (oorah) <- I had to say it or they’d beat me!! All of them, from my age to nearly sixty, are the sweetest guys and I would gucking bash them if they ever did something so callous as to *checks notes* It was the Army? We still have that? HAH!

It’s lazy and you know it! Put them both in seersucker leisure suits!

Now frill that shit! Toss it into a blender and then refit them! I wanna see the both of them looking like some kinda (I don’t even know the word) Custer-Muthafuckas!

Oh come on! You’re in a movie I might actually pay to see you’re gonna wear whatever you toss into a jet engine and comes out the other side!

Considering the movie is probably going to have all of them wearing lululemon this is the best they can hope for.

So I should stop crushing these grapes by hand? Shit.

How many were about moving boxes?

It reminds me of my Grandmas seasonal/Xmas bits where it just a spattering of tchotchkes mixed with lights!

Being shot is an honorable death. That’s why Keitel and Jodl were so aghast at being hanged like common criminals. That’s what you do with Nazis. You hang them. I’m sure you can find some common ground there.

They put three rounds in her. A nurse. A well-known nurse dressed in white.

I’m probably being uncharitable but being emancipated, from a rich family, at 15... Well like I said, it didn’t work out so well for Macaulay Culkin.

That’s a bit of a judgement call and I can’t decide because I stopped drinking.

That’s good enough for me!

Typically we’d just take care of our own and you’d never hear from them again. These days, well, things have changed a bit.