My aunt & uncle had a pet lynx for some time before they had to put it down because it was a fucking lynx. They declawed the poor thing and it just limped around for several months before they had to fucking put it down.

Who is he to judge?

In this case there is no justice like street justice.

If you can wedge Chris Roberts in their we can bust all of them at the same time.

Their oughta be a law against celebrities naming their own children.

There’s a crime here somewhere. I just need some time to uh, pass sentence...

Only one of them is wearing gloves. It must be all that lettuce that can *gag* oh gawd, six months iso-cubes!

I was going to say something about de-escalate but that’s pretty much it; not much room for humor in this one.