“When a man has found his dream girl, he will ditch his old ways and become the man that she expects to have,” says one post.

It’s not a terrible film, but I’m not a fan of it’s sad sack version of the Sandman.

Here’s some breaking news:

Is this Rosetti the Rat’s alt account?

Solid work there.

The truth is out there...

Season two is one of the best seasons. 

I mean this guy was a real jerk!

Didn’t JFK already address this misconception about Catholics 60 years ago? It’s in every high-school history textbook. Jesus Christ. You fucking people are something else.

Can I tell you about our “I Can Veal It Comin’ In The Air Tonight” Special? Here at Face Value absolutely NO jacket is ever required!

I know him, and he does.

Probably misses her old glasses.

Justice Sotomayor is completely wrong on this.

That’s an interesting read, but why do I get the feeling you scour comment boards waiting for someone to make fun of Al Gore?

Or you could go do something or really anything else.

Turns out it was easily preventable with a vaccine but no one would take it.

Most of my fat is in my head and neck. And several other places. 

YES.

Thanks I blame autocorrect and would also love to see roller derby Amber Ruffian.

I can’t even imagine Cats does Countdown without him. I’m so sad about this. RIP to the world’s greatest carrot in a box player.