Abe Lincoln will bust him out of prison.

After their Boston gig was cancelled, The Black Keys’ manager told them, “I wouldn’t worry about it though. It’s not a big college town.”

After watching some of the clips in the article and the comments, it strikes me how cheap these films look. The Jango/Mace fight, in particular, looks like something out of Xena: Warrior Princess...

Or his pee pee!

I see what you did there...

This is all pretty stupid.

FYI: The Bridle Path is a neighborhood in Toronto. It’s not a separate municipality.

He might not be entirely consistent in his ability to assess the quality of his projects. After all, he starred in two Hot Tub Time Machine films, and actually produced the first one!

Yeah, I don’t understand why Cusack hates it so much. It’s a legitimately clever and funny film...

I’ve lived in southwestern Ontario all my life. During the 90s it seemed that every story about Buffalo was about either one of their sports teams (mainly the Bills) blowing it in the big game or the fact that parts of the city were on fire...

And let’s be honest: Buscemi probably didn’t know who Schneider was, or care to find out...

He can’t do it!

Do you? Do you really?!?!?

I don’t have an opinion one way or the other on Eilish’s claims, but I just want to point out that you don’t need to put [sic] after censored words like “f-ing” and “sh-t.”

“She’s so flat and devoid of personality...”

Can I buy pot off you?

He also had a really great performance in an episode of Tim & Eric’s Bedtime Stories alongside Bob Odenkirk.

Remember when he lost his balloon?

“I’ve got an idea for the lamest movie death ever...”

You’re a fucking idiot.