Micheal Harriott is one of the best writers around. Part of me wants you to send this comment directly to him so he can give you the roasting you so thoroughly deserve in the Clap Back Mailbag. On the other hand, he gets enough email from racist shitheads like you so maybe not.

He’s not going to date you, dude.

Too syrupy and contrived for me, especially after the masterpiece of authentic feel goodery that was Dave season 2 finale

I mean, there’s nothing whimsical about cross-referencing a Google search for local dentists with property records

[FARTS]

They should totally team up to destroy a local pastor.

Does ‘Hell’ go with ‘Yeah’?

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He will be irritable when you talk to him. He will go back to sleep.

Buy that for a dollar, I would.

And a young Joe Biden.

Nice to know he’s keeping up with the news around here, anyway:

Yeah I’m reminded of an old Mad Magazine bit (paraphrasing):

Went back and watched Top Gun with a friend who had never seen it. In the 80's (when I was a teenager) it was the shit. In 2021 (now that I’m middle-aged), it’s just kind of shit.

Except for those smug assholes in the generation where they crack immortality! Screw those guys!

The later seasons of The Office are all pretty terrible. Season one is a carbon copy of the British version, seasons two through four is some of the very best comedy in the history of television, seasons five and six are uneven, and then seasons seven through nine are all various levels of terrible.  By the end, it’s…

Master horror writer Garth Marenghi on subtext:

Quaalude Pudding Pops, or How I Managed to Rape All of Those Women

Thank you for this. Your service is to humankind is appreciated!

This is fucked. I don’t understand. TBH, this actually so unacceptable. I came here for the video. I read all those beautiful words in anticipation of watching the glorious footage I would have loved to see. Now I am sad. But I take solace in the fact that the dude got KTFO.