What the fuck is going on?

I laughed pretty hard when and “Tron” and “raised the bar impossibly high” were used in the same sentence...

Did they decide to have another 26 kids?

I am!

Greg...

Yeah, that’s a top 5 song on my list for sure...

“Jump in the Fire” at number 7? I don’t dislike the song or anything, but I’ve never seen anyone give it this much love before.

It’s so damn hot...

This joke is much funnier when you pronounce Ronnie Rodriguez like Steve Brule does...

You’re dog shit.

There’s only one Ogre I give a shit about...

Yeah, I thought the exact same thing. Apparently, Bob’s an avid jogger though, so he’s probably better suited to that type of activity than most.

I looked up spicy food and blood pressure, and saw something similar. Let’s face it though: super spicy shit can cause serious pain and discomfort, which is the point of these types of shows. I just can’t imagine that any kind of excess stress would be good for anyone with any type of medical condition.

Man, going on this show a year or two after having a heart attack seems like a baaaaaaad idea....

I realize this wasn’t spoken, but I’ve always appreciated “Roy Cunt” as a particularly efficient insult....

I saw this exact same statement the other day, but it was written in shit on the walls of an abandoned mental institution...

That makes sense because it wasn’t a very good movie either...

How do we know you’re real?

“Are you going to swing by the guys grave and take a piss on his headstone.”

“Sir, this is an Arby’s.”