CB4 too!

Come on. We all know she walked by a mirror in the restaurant she was in, didn’t like what she saw, and then attacked her own reflection...

And before they took a lot of blows to the head, they were stupid enough to get involved in a sport that involves taking a lot of blows to the head...

You’re dog shit.

We’re earthlings! Let’s blow up earth things!

Yeah, I’m aware of that. I just wanted to make a silly joke while pointing out how awesome Levon Helm is.

Arkansas did produce Levon Helm, one of the finest rock drummers ever.

Yeah, Clapton is an ignorant douche, but I’ll trust his expertise in this particular area...

If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!

...

If Nick Nolte is “less crazy Gary Busey,” then I’d hate to see “more crazy Gary Busey”...

You just blew my mind...

He should have won it for The Master...

Johnny finally got his crane shot...

You just blew his mind, man...

It’s weird that the former commissioner of the NBA played such a prominent part in an 80s sitcom...

Yeah, but being shirtless is the only way to watch Joe Dirt 2 anyway, so it’s a win/win situation...

Here’s a crazy story for you: Donald Trump, the idiot real estate tycoon who came to prominence in the late 80s/early 90s, became President of the United States in 2016...

You’re dog shit.

Or you can’t have any pudding...