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“Jump in the Fire” at number 7? I don’t dislike the song or anything, but I’ve never seen anyone give it this much love before.

It’s so damn hot...

This joke is much funnier when you pronounce Ronnie Rodriguez like Steve Brule does...

You’re dog shit.

There’s only one Ogre I give a shit about...

Yeah, I thought the exact same thing. Apparently, Bob’s an avid jogger though, so he’s probably better suited to that type of activity than most.

I looked up spicy food and blood pressure, and saw something similar. Let’s face it though: super spicy shit can cause serious pain and discomfort, which is the point of these types of shows. I just can’t imagine that any kind of excess stress would be good for anyone with any type of medical condition.

Man, going on this show a year or two after having a heart attack seems like a baaaaaaad idea....

I realize this wasn’t spoken, but I’ve always appreciated “Roy Cunt” as a particularly efficient insult....

I saw this exact same statement the other day, but it was written in shit on the walls of an abandoned mental institution...

That makes sense because it wasn’t a very good movie either...

How do we know you’re real?

Are you going to swing by the guys grave and take a piss on his headstone.”

“Sir, this is an Arby’s.”

CB4 too!

Come on. We all know she walked by a mirror in the restaurant she was in, didn’t like what she saw, and then attacked her own reflection...

And before they took a lot of blows to the head, they were stupid enough to get involved in a sport that involves taking a lot of blows to the head...

You’re dog shit.

We’re earthlings! Let’s blow up earth things!

Yeah, I’m aware of that. I just wanted to make a silly joke while pointing out how awesome Levon Helm is.