“Trouble began when the four nurses video sharing things that their patients do that give them “the ick”—a phrase usually used to describe things that potential partners do to make you not want to date them, but in this case, the unworthy suitors were the nurses’ patients.”

I hate Christmas because it’s a FUCKING GRIND. It’s heralded as a time to relax, take time off from work, and be with family, but the only time I can actually feel comfortable and relaxed is about 2 or 3 days after Christmas has ended. That period between, say, December 27th and my first day back to work in January is…

Merchant’s too busy playing the lead in The Greta Thunberg Story...

Fuckin A, bubba!

Oh, I’m sorry to hear that his wife was recently diagnosed with cancer...

It’s too late now, but your comment definitely needs an exclamation point at the end. Otherwise, it just sounds like Eddy doesn’t really care about his full shitter...

Y’all think Walker’s dumb, but consider this: he did avoid ending that sentence in a proposition...

“Setting up the question with Field’s named favorite on-screen kiss from James Garner in Murphy’s Romance...”

An Inbred Future King Too Far...

Or so the Germans would have us believe...

The first sign that Bullitt is a bad film is the fact that the lead character’s name is Frank Bullitt...

The only good thing about Tron is seeing Jeff Bridges play “The Dude” about 20 years before “The Dude” first appeared in The Big Lebowski...

He’s obviously doing a Brewster’s Millions.

Black jeans...

I just tried one. Tastes like beef gravy...

Awwww, it’s great to see white collar criminals redeem themselves, isn’t it?

Especially your mom...

Whew!

Or knew who she was...