That’s giving Boebert waaaaaaaay too much credit...

Please tell me the Dancing Itos are alright...

You’re dog shit.

The ape from Dunston Checks In certainly didn’t!

That’s weird. You’d figure Lorne Michaels would be impressed by the 133 views this video has generated so far...

The NBL?

Like killing the Kennedys, after all, it was you and me...

What is wrong with your friend? I’m a straight man, and I would have moved in with/married Weird Al!

Pretty much all of them...

“New snake, shirlers! New snake!”

You know what this means, don’t you?

I can’t think of a bad one...

WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO SEAL UP YOUR PITS, DAN!

Is it a bad sign when he considers Fools Rush In to be his best movie?

The dude from The Day of the Locust?!?!

I could be wrong here, but I think Mary Kate is saying that she — Mary Kate — is not an expert on indigenous identity and genealogy in that particular quote.

Can’t wait for Musk to show up on The Carter Hawkins Show...

Couldn’t articulate it eloquently, huh?

To be fair, I’d expect that even without a child abuse lawsuit hovering over him. Until recently, I hadn’t heard his name mentioned — good or bad — since his MADtv days...

And now he’s president.