No, but it’s a fantastic Rush song...

Looks like my keyboard has commandeered your Kinja account!

I do.

Jay Johnston will play their most deluded follower...

[mournfully] Booger...

“Luke, I’m, like, your father, okay?”

Dude, I was making a Mr Show reference. Nothing more...

HOW CAN YOU THINK THAT THIS WAS A COUP?!?!?

IDIOT!!!

Well, if taking credit for something he didn’t do is the worst thing he ever did...

The movie is the best comedy of the past 20 years. It also features the single greatest sex scene in the history of all cinema...

I didn’t believe you until you punctuated that statement with “man”...

Hey, everyone! Check out this person denigrating anyone who has a higher capacity for Marvel!

Looks like she’s marrying Pete Rose...

Two sentence fragments enter.

There it is. That’s the comment I was looking for.

Ohhhh, I’m tempted to “@” the shit out of you, man!

I’m not sure that’s possible. Jeff Porcaro died in 1992. This Is Spinal Tap was released in 1984...

And then his life ended via a drunk driver...

It was that generation’s 9/11...

With your mom’s left tit in my mouth...