Ooh, they should have got Ronnie Cox too!

So this is what it feels like...

HOLY.

Or a non-whimsical dog?

I don’t understand why they still use prop guns that are capable of actually killing someone. Could they not design a realistic looking prop gun that doesn’t also accommodate real live rounds or discharge potentially dangerous projectiles? Why didn’t the deaths of Jon Erik Hexum and Brandon Lee convince Hollywood to…

Wh...what?

Maybe. How much do you want for it?

That sounds a lot like when I saw Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner in the closet making babies, and then I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me...

Are you sure he’s a member of the Nation of Islam? I know he’s a Muslim, but I haven’t been able to find any information suggesting that he’s a NOI member...

If this pandemic goes on for much longer, yes, this will become Point Break...

Yes, he does...

He’s doing what now? I can’t make sense of any of this because I’m totally distracted by his Jimmy Carr-esque teeth in that photo at the top of the page?

I’ll miss Pope’s completely indecipherable accent...

“I realize that British tabloids are trash, but in this day and age there would be a strong counter-narrative about mental health—particularly for men—that would emerge immediately after hogwash like the Soccer Saturday rant from Ted’s predecessor, and so it was weird for the show to pretend as though there was no…

False advertising, AV Club! I thought the Canadian band behind “On the Loose” was reuniting!

Make me!

Paint my fence!

Those blintzes were terrible.

He quit Spinal Tap because he “couldn’t cut this 4/4 shit”...

I fired this up, flipped forward to a random part of the video, and the first thing I heard was “These are the rules for living in my house.” I’m probably not going to watch much more of this, but that got a pretty good laugh out of me...