Let’s be honest: Diamond Dave officially retired the day he decided to leave Van Halen...

She was in an episode of Strangers With Candy in 1999...

I think the tarp request suggests a little bit more than a make-out session...

I...I don’t know. I was just making a joke...

If that’s the case, meet me out back in 20 minutes.

That is some dire shit...

It’s almost like the private equity shitheads who own this site don’t want it to succeed...

Doesn’t Aunt May Have It Hard Enough? The Spider-Man Porn Parody...

My mom called Johnny Dangerously dumb once.

Canada was also the site of some very important espionage training:

Who do ya got?

Since someone already beat me to the punch, here’s an alternate joke:

Word on the street is that his eulogy will be delivered by — you guessed it — Frank Stallone...

America’s favorite chain of Phil Collins-themed restaurants?

JOEY JO JO!!!

This entire thread is delightfully stupid...

“Stephen Malkmus is so old...”

Did your mom also marry a slack-jawed goof ball?

AKA Picasso porn...

I think that should be [FUCK!]...