False advertising, AV Club! I thought the Canadian band behind “On the Loose” was reuniting!

Make me!

Paint my fence!

Those blintzes were terrible.

He quit Spinal Tap because he “couldn’t cut this 4/4 shit”...

I fired this up, flipped forward to a random part of the video, and the first thing I heard was “These are the rules for living in my house.” I’m probably not going to watch much more of this, but that got a pretty good laugh out of me...

Let’s be honest: Diamond Dave officially retired the day he decided to leave Van Halen...

She was in an episode of Strangers With Candy in 1999...

I think the tarp request suggests a little bit more than a make-out session...

I...I don’t know. I was just making a joke...

If that’s the case, meet me out back in 20 minutes.

That is some dire shit...

It’s almost like the private equity shitheads who own this site don’t want it to succeed...

Doesn’t Aunt May Have It Hard Enough? The Spider-Man Porn Parody...

My mom called Johnny Dangerously dumb once.

Canada was also the site of some very important espionage training:

Who do ya got?

Since someone already beat me to the punch, here’s an alternate joke:

Word on the street is that his eulogy will be delivered by — you guessed it — Frank Stallone...

America’s favorite chain of Phil Collins-themed restaurants?