JOEY JO JO!!!

This entire thread is delightfully stupid...

“Stephen Malkmus is so old...”

Did your mom also marry a slack-jawed goof ball?

AKA Picasso porn...

I think that should be [FUCK!]...

Dave Foley offers one of the most Foley-esque line deliveries in that episode:

You were great in Moving...

Since Kinja doesn’t seem to work anymore, I’m gonna respond to myself in order to address the commenter in the greys who thought that my previous comment was meant to be taken seriously. In short, my previous comment was not meant to be taken seriously.

Hey, everyone! Check out King Kong Bundy -- of all people! -- fat shaming a commenter!

Aw, that’s swell. Thanks, Death!

Okay, but you’re burying the lede here, AV Club. Everyone wants to know if he met his maker while still loving little baby ducks, old pickup trucks, slow moving trains...

There’s only one option worth pursuing: time to bring back the draft...

Something about OJ being an awesome football player...

Ruffin.

To be fair, she came up with that name when she was only seventeen...

Come on, man. Give Todd a [FARTS]..

That’s the opening sentence of Charles Bukowski’s last novel, right?

“Goodnight, John Boy!”

**toilet flushes**