Is Cave City, Kentucky, as wonderful as it sounds?

Sorry, Brad!

The first scene at the beginning of this Alan Partridge/Day Today montage features my favorite exchange between Morris and Partridge. I love how flustered Partridge gets when Morris calls him out for being, of all things, a fair weather fan of the law...

Hey, everyone! Check out the literate guy over here who doesn’t live in a drainage ditch with a tarp over it!

Will he be wearing those funny sunglasses when he whips me?

Okay, but what if I call him at 3AM and ask him if he still wears those funny sunglasses?

Don’t want the rims to get all placenta-ey...

Bitches leave...

Let’s not forget his time working with Merv Griffin

Frank Stallone?

There’s some Kenny Bania in there too...

The Stones are almost 60 years old. Let’s put that in perspective: if former bassist Bill Wyman fathered a child during the Stones’ first year in existence, she’d currently be much too old to date him...

Matt Stone looks like the luckiest man in the world...

He spent his teen years roaming around the mall in a black trench coat...

Jo Brand has made me laugh on more than one occasion, but Catherine Ryan’s career as a comedian in the UK just astounds me. She’s like a dollar store knock off of Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer...

“He acts like Leia is the only human female other than Aunt Beru that he’s ever seen.”

This news definitely feels like a mouth full of sores...

Cha-cha...

If polio’s good enough for FDR, it’s good enough for me!