Don’t want the rims to get all placenta-ey...

Bitches leave...

Let’s not forget his time working with Merv Griffin

Frank Stallone?

There’s some Kenny Bania in there too...

The Stones are almost 60 years old. Let’s put that in perspective: if former bassist Bill Wyman fathered a child during the Stones’ first year in existence, she’d currently be much too old to date him...

Matt Stone looks like the luckiest man in the world...

He spent his teen years roaming around the mall in a black trench coat...

Jo Brand has made me laugh on more than one occasion, but Catherine Ryan’s career as a comedian in the UK just astounds me. She’s like a dollar store knock off of Sarah Silverman or Amy Schumer...

“He acts like Leia is the only human female other than Aunt Beru that he’s ever seen.”

This news definitely feels like a mouth full of sores...

Cha-cha...

If polio’s good enough for FDR, it’s good enough for me!

Anyone else notice that there’s been way more swearing this season than in previous seasons? Tonight’s episode wasn’t too crazy, but a few of the earlier episodes featured every member of the family constantly swearing at each other...

Kanye has entered the Jacko phase of his career. His music is now secondary to his mental health...

Lusting after his best friend’s wife isn’t a great look either...

I saw this exact same comment the other day, except it was written in shit on the walls of an abandoned mental institution...

Gonna cry? Ya gonna cry, bud? Hey, Sully, check out this pussy who’s gonna cry because Schimkowitz underestimated the size of GI Joe’s fandom!

You shouldn’t feel guilty. To be fair, your parents were massive assholes back then...