Worse.

Nah. It turned out to be an imposter. It was just some guy pulling his hair back with his hands and saying “I’mmm Jaaaack Nicholson”...

He’s gotta have it!

“It” being the heaps of scorn you get for fucking up an awards ceremony in France...

Ventilator Blues could be problematic...

For Brown all they’d have to do is show her drawing a breath...

“Tournament Of Champions fails to take Escape Room to the next level”

Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Serial Rapist...Right!

God doesn’t exist and you’re a dumb fuck...

Did you ever see the remake of Scenes from a Marriage? Well worth checking out...

You are correct...

ZOM-BIE! THATCH-ER!

ZOM-BIE! THATCH-ER!

Janie’s got the gun. Jamie’s crying...

Correction: a serial rapist...

Yeah, but the joke’s on him: the winner of the tontine gets nothing more than a Doobie Brothers box set...

Welp. Funny story...

Give me season 3 of Frisky Dingo, or give me death!

Missed it by six minutes, chief...

Thanks, literacy! It was nice knowing ya!

His acting chops started to decline after Jaws and Close Encounters anyway...

Looks don’t have much to do with it. Remember: L. Ron Hubbard looked like the Joker without makeup...