Put it in H!

To be fair, the other two guys look like they’d rather not be there...

Put on your string tie, ya big dummy!

When I die, I ain’t gonna do it on top of no hill people!

I know you’re making a joke here, but I’ll take “Jackie Blue” over any piece of shit Mumford & Sons can churn out...

Bluegrass is the death metal of roots music...

And the United Church...

The next time you hear a Canadian make those types of arguments, show them this:

I think you lucked out having Mr. George as a teacher, because I was in high school in the late 80s and early 90s in Ontario, and residential schools were never mentioned. I only learned about them when I went to university...

Thanks for bringing this up, as this was the first thing I thought when I read the headline. “Boarding school” is just much too benign a term to use here...

All three paragraphs are NSFW...

#CANCELLED

Not so fast, bud!

*** cues up video of Lord John Whorfin buying a Spin Doctors CD ***

That’s because he knew he didn’t have much “time” left...

And a pink frog in a shoe box...

Reason #472 that Kinja is terrible: on most websites a posted photo gets larger when you click on it. Not with Kinja though. If you click on Helen Mirren’s photo up there you get the exact same photo, but this time with a black background!

Or any pizza place that isn’t Pizza Pizza!

You just did...

I once took my talents to South Beach in a beautiful Chrysler LeBron...

He’ll get around to listening to it when he’s just another sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer-ah-ahhhhhhhh...