Both! Both!

Did you watch that trailer? He sure slapped some meat in their eyes!

You call yourself junior assassins? I call you SENIOR JACKASSES!!!

Only if you’re a barbarian!

Oh for sure. It’s just that the pandemic gave me an opportunity to focus more attention on Comedy Central than I had ever given it before. You can understand how disappointed I was, then, to find out that the station that promises to bring “comedy” 24 hours a day, seven days a week, plays the same two fucking shows,…

I invented a drinking game shortly after the pandemic began. It’s called South Park, The Office, or Commercial. The rules are simple: all you do is guess whether South Park, The Office, or a commercial will be playing when you flip over to Comedy Central. If you get it right, you take a drink. If you get it wrong, you…

 Khrushchev was brought down by the Cuban Missile Crisis. It was seen (rightly or not) as a huge loss for the Soviet Union, especially among party leadership...

We’re about one year into a worldwide pandemic. We need better entertainment than this...

Who would have thought that having your heart destroyed by surgical malpractice would have such a positive effect on the aging process?

I actually believe it’s Tim Conway’s “Game of Dorf”...

During a fucking pandemic...

Won’t adding bacon grease and salt to a food item make pretty much anything taste better?

That bakery has one of the finest piano bars in Jersey!

Nice try, Mr. Gates!

I think the past five years have rendered the phrase “surely nobody could be that stupid” obsolete...

Fair point...

Biden should nix this project as soon as his presidency begins and then turn it into a COVID memorial...

I remember watching it as a kid, but I don’t remember either liking it or hating it. However, I watched it last Christmas through the eyes of a 42 year old and it’s pretty much devoid of laughs...

It spoke to my own truth, my own journey, quite well too...

That’s because it’s virtually impossible to make that movie any less funny...