The more I look at it, the more I like it...

Say what you will about Lars and James, but Metallica’s decision to leave Mustaine passed out on a bus bench during the early 80s makes more and more sense as I get older...

See Wars, Star...

Don’t. Praise. The machine...

This has Mr. Trump’s...er, Barron’s fingerprints all over it...

That was from a story in one of the New York tabloids that was planted there by, you guessed it, Donald Trump...

The guy who sells insurance with Shaq?

The cybertruck makes an appearance in Streakdome ‘97...

“Afternoon, everybody.”

“NORRRRRRM!”

“How are things, Mr. Peterson?”

“I’ve been charged with four counts of producing child pornography, one count of receiving child pornography, one count of enticing a minor to engage in sexual activity, and one count of traveling with the purpose of engaging in sex with a minor.”

It’s obvious: so you could make a joke with your friends about watching your car pop a boner...

Wh...what?

To become a dancer?

Thanks for clarifying!

Shit, that almost humanizes her...

This might seem like a stupid question, but what is a CR?

Is your last name McPoyle, by chance?

One of my friends thinks it’s a bitcoin scheme. I have no clue what that means (my eyes usually glaze over whenever someone starts talking about cryptocurrency), but he was convinced that it was a front for something sinister...

Oh no, I’m aware of that. I just didn’t see anyone in there ordering or picking up food either. In fact, I don’t recall seeing the employees very often either. It was almost as though they were hiding in the back... 

I live relatively close to this restaurant. Enough, anyway, that I end up walking by it on a regular basis. I don’t recall seeing too many people in there - even before the pandemic started...

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