There’s also a direct line between the Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks...

That’s Chris de Burgh...

His politics are worse than Eric Cartman’s!

Lawrence Orbach wants to be a circuit court judge and play professional hockey...

So Bill Hicks then...

“Mr. Depp! Mr. Depp! When exactly did you stop beating your wife?”

Worst. Genealogy. Ever.

I don’t know what “owns” means...

“Where have you been the last 4 years?”

Sven Goyvennn???

Ukulele players... 

Would it surprise you to find out that the gentleman in that photo is a Trump supporter?

See, that’s fucking great!

It was the only Oscars ceremony worth watching...

Fuckin’ A!

Let’s not forget this version...

He brought nothing but malice to this world. Fuck him and fuck any people who “still hold a lingering affection” for him...

I’ve met many a southerner who fit that description...

“Just ignore the fact that you’re in a gargbage film.”

This is the first story about Trump that I actually sympathize with...