Republican, Democrat? The only thing I can glean from his Twitter feed is that Chris Pratt is a colossal bore...

There is...

Hey, everyone! Check out Albert Einstein over here!

The weatherman at her station is the Joker...

Vic Berger isn’t the person I think of when I think of Trump nowadays. It’s Vic Morrow...

Frisky Dingo.

Once again, The Simpsons will show us the best way to deal with TaB...

Ooh, ooh! Tell us how you’d survive the a-bomb at Hiroshima!

Or terrible enough to get nominated for a writing Oscar...

Canadian Smarties are milk chocolate, although I wouldn’t be surprised if they sold a dark chocolate version...

He must have had the UK version then, because the Canadian version is just straight up milk chocolate...

Fruit-like aftertaste?

No one should give a fuck about the opinions of a man who chose “Tracii Guns” as a stage name...

Thanks for using the phrase “serial rapist.” It doesn’t get used enough, even though Cosby raped several dozen women, over the span of several decades, while using the exact same MO every time. He’s Paul Bernardo without the murders...

The former...

It kind of worked on me, as I’m now convinced that the dog is racist...

I stand by my original comment...

You wanna see white women lose their shit? Check out the comments from the Jezebel article in which one of their writers argues that Jagged Little Pill wasn’t that great of an album...

Say hi to Jen for me! There’s just something about her personality that’s hard to sum up in words...

Her boyfriend’s got a sweet ride...