I think the past five years have rendered the phrase “surely nobody could be that stupid” obsolete...

Fair point...

Biden should nix this project as soon as his presidency begins and then turn it into a COVID memorial...

I remember watching it as a kid, but I don’t remember either liking it or hating it. However, I watched it last Christmas through the eyes of a 42 year old and it’s pretty much devoid of laughs...

It spoke to my own truth, my own journey, quite well too...

That’s because it’s virtually impossible to make that movie any less funny...

The more I look at it, the more I like it...

Say what you will about Lars and James, but Metallica’s decision to leave Mustaine passed out on a bus bench during the early 80s makes more and more sense as I get older...

See Wars, Star...

Don’t. Praise. The machine...

This has Mr. Trump’s...er, Barron’s fingerprints all over it...

That was from a story in one of the New York tabloids that was planted there by, you guessed it, Donald Trump...

The guy who sells insurance with Shaq?

The cybertruck makes an appearance in Streakdome ‘97...

“Afternoon, everybody.”

“NORRRRRRM!”

“How are things, Mr. Peterson?”

“I’ve been charged with four counts of producing child pornography, one count of receiving child pornography, one count of enticing a minor to engage in sexual activity, and one count of traveling with the purpose of engaging in sex with a minor.”

It’s obvious: so you could make a joke with your friends about watching your car pop a boner...

Wh...what?

To become a dancer?

Thanks for clarifying!

Shit, that almost humanizes her...