This might seem like a stupid question, but what is a CR?

Is your last name McPoyle, by chance?

One of my friends thinks it’s a bitcoin scheme. I have no clue what that means (my eyes usually glaze over whenever someone starts talking about cryptocurrency), but he was convinced that it was a front for something sinister...

Oh no, I’m aware of that. I just didn’t see anyone in there ordering or picking up food either. In fact, I don’t recall seeing the employees very often either. It was almost as though they were hiding in the back... 

I live relatively close to this restaurant. Enough, anyway, that I end up walking by it on a regular basis. I don’t recall seeing too many people in there - even before the pandemic started...

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There’s also a direct line between the Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks...

That’s Chris de Burgh...

His politics are worse than Eric Cartman’s!

Lawrence Orbach wants to be a circuit court judge and play professional hockey...

So Bill Hicks then...

“Mr. Depp! Mr. Depp! When exactly did you stop beating your wife?”

Worst. Genealogy. Ever.

I don’t know what “owns” means...

“Where have you been the last 4 years?”

Sven Goyvennn???

Ukulele players... 

Would it surprise you to find out that the gentleman in that photo is a Trump supporter?

See, that’s fucking great!

It was the only Oscars ceremony worth watching...