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Fuckin’ A!

He brought nothing but malice to this world. Fuck him and fuck any people who “still hold a lingering affection” for him...

I’ve met many a southerner who fit that description...

Just ignore the fact that you’re in a gargbage film.”

This is the first story about Trump that I actually sympathize with...

Republican, Democrat? The only thing I can glean from his Twitter feed is that Chris Pratt is a colossal bore...

There is...

Hey, everyone! Check out Albert Einstein over here!

The weatherman at her station is the Joker...

Vic Berger isn’t the person I think of when I think of Trump nowadays. It’s Vic Morrow...

Frisky Dingo.

Once again, The Simpsons will show us the best way to deal with TaB...

Ooh, ooh! Tell us how you’d survive the a-bomb at Hiroshima!

Or terrible enough to get nominated for a writing Oscar...

Canadian Smarties are milk chocolate, although I wouldn’t be surprised if they sold a dark chocolate version...

He must have had the UK version then, because the Canadian version is just straight up milk chocolate...

Fruit-like aftertaste?

No one should give a fuck about the opinions of a man who chose “Tracii Guns” as a stage name...

Thanks for using the phrase “serial rapist.” It doesn’t get used enough, even though Cosby raped several dozen women, over the span of several decades, while using the exact same MO every time. He’s Paul Bernardo without the murders...