The former...

It kind of worked on me, as I’m now convinced that the dog is racist...

I stand by my original comment...

You wanna see white women lose their shit? Check out the comments from the Jezebel article in which one of their writers argues that Jagged Little Pill wasn’t that great of an album...

Say hi to Jen for me! There’s just something about her personality that’s hard to sum up in words...

Her boyfriend’s got a sweet ride...

That’s why I said “to hell with it!” and just read Blood Meridian to all my kids...

Yeah, pregnant with the seed of democracy!

Well when you put it that way...

For me it’s gotta be the opening, tuned down riff from “Unchained.” That was some magic shit right there...

Eh, I’m not sure a definitive link has been established between smoking and throat cancer...

Also, Jimmy Page wasn’t a very good lead guitarist...

Since Andrew Jackson, at the very least...

Scott Thompson knows what he’s talking about...

“I didn’t mention the ridiculous bargain-bin Star Wars stormtroopers that rush out to surround Eugene and company at the end.”

I’m hoping Vago devotes one of these columns to discussing the time Napolean tore his Bonaparte...

The Sid Vicious cover now makes a lot more sense...

I’m just glad that the original image expanded when you click on it. I’ve seen images posted here that remain exactly the same size when you click on them, which renders them pretty much useless...

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It took me all of three seconds to confirm that Mike D, as usual, can’t tell his ass from a hole in the ground...