Please...please....PLEASE STOP ASKING ME IF I WANT TO SIGN UP FOR YOUR FUCKING NEWSLETTER!!!!

At least with the latter you don’t have the energy to ask every single friend and family member if they want to shoot heroin with you...

Either you’re commenting on the wrong article, or I’m having a stroke...

There we go! That’s what I skipped to the comment section to see!

“...but the trial never happened because Andrew Jackson issued a blanket pardon for Confederates.”

...is something Judd Apatpow has never said.

Should we be talking about Berlin Alexanderplatz here?

***readies Franz Biberkopf action figure***

I think that ship has sailed...

Hey, do ya...do ya like the Arliss?

Why I once saw Al Capone do the Charleston on top of a flagpole in Kansas City!

Canadian universities have their issues too, but I’m grateful that fraternities and sororities have very little sway up here...

***shoulders slump***

He never had it...

Yeah, I think many Ontarians were willing to give him the benefit of the doubt during the first wave, but he needs to work harder (and smarter) if he wants to maintain the goodwill in the coming months. And when (if?) the pandemic does end, I have no doubt that the old version of Ford will re-emerge...

Your town had a Jewish deli that sold heroin?!?!

This is great news for all us folks who like to grind up poppy seeds and inject them straight into our balls!

Nice comment, grandpa!

“All he had to do was listen to the experts he had around him and not act like a narcissistic clown. Even the bare minimum would probably have saved him.”

Kroy?

You got a D in Calc II?