Take that back!

What are three words that have never been in my kitchen?

I do the same thing with frozen squirrels...

Plus, I’m pretty sure Abe starred in a little film called Ramming Speed...

Yeah, that’s what I mean. He would be fine with $3 or 3 bucks, but not $3 bucks...

He’s bothered by the superfluous dollar sign, not the use of the word “bucks”...

I’m waiting for the sequel: An Afternoon with SCTV Again...

Steamroller!

The ghost of Denver Pyle agrees...

Gotta stick to scripture, man...

***played on a lute***

It’s bad - mainly because it looks like an album that’s destined to be sold exclusively in Starbucks - but is it Working On A Dream bad?

I DON’T WANT TO SIGN UP FOR YOUR NEWSLETTER! STOP ASKING ME!!!

The ants on a log served during my childhood featured actual ants. But then again, I was raised by wolves...

I’ve never considered that a particularly bad lyric, but that’s probably because it’s hard to pay attention to the lyrics in a song that features one of the best guitar solos of all time. Larry Carlton fucking tore that shit up!

Are those wind chimes I hear?

Does Skyler Gisondo know (and respect the hell out of) Bill Oddie?

Patient Zero...

WHAT?!?!?