Your town had a Jewish deli that sold heroin?!?!

This is great news for all us folks who like to grind up poppy seeds and inject them straight into our balls!

Nice comment, grandpa!

“All he had to do was listen to the experts he had around him and not act like a narcissistic clown. Even the bare minimum would probably have saved him.”

Kroy?

You got a D in Calc II?

Take that back!

What are three words that have never been in my kitchen?

I do the same thing with frozen squirrels...

Plus, I’m pretty sure Abe starred in a little film called Ramming Speed...

Yeah, that’s what I mean. He would be fine with $3 or 3 bucks, but not $3 bucks...

He’s bothered by the superfluous dollar sign, not the use of the word “bucks”...

I’m waiting for the sequel: An Afternoon with SCTV Again...

Steamroller!

The ghost of Denver Pyle agrees...

Gotta stick to scripture, man...

***played on a lute***

It’s bad - mainly because it looks like an album that’s destined to be sold exclusively in Starbucks - but is it Working On A Dream bad?

I DON’T WANT TO SIGN UP FOR YOUR NEWSLETTER! STOP ASKING ME!!!

The ants on a log served during my childhood featured actual ants. But then again, I was raised by wolves...