I’ve never considered that a particularly bad lyric, but that’s probably because it’s hard to pay attention to the lyrics in a song that features one of the best guitar solos of all time. Larry Carlton fucking tore that shit up!

Are those wind chimes I hear?

Does Skyler Gisondo know (and respect the hell out of) Bill Oddie?

Patient Zero...

WHAT?!?!?

So you’re used to voting for politicians who lose to dip shits then...

Not Robert Shaw, I can tell ya that much!

Seriously: what the fuck is going on?

I don’t see a car. All I see is one of those magic eye paintings...

She was already dead!

“OTOH, I do respect the Windsors’ conduct during the Second World War.”

That’s a lot of goddamn stitches in this particular case...

Sounds like you were caught between the sun and New York City.

You need to talk to Gregg Turkington about this...

Nah, I’m gonna overlook it...

Assault is a misdemeanor in Virginia? I mean, I think we can agree that jaywalking should be a misdemeanor, but assault?

“Do these manly men look at a scrubbed male surgeon and think, ‘what a sissy!’?”

This is where some punctuation would come in handy...