Now was it Urkel or Urquelle?

FUN FACT: Jerry Orbach is now the most dead of the Beauty and the Beast cast...

Yeah, but the genie had a reputation for stealing jokes, er references, from other comedians, er genies...

Only in Hollyweird!

“...is synecdoche for the hypocrisy of the entertainment industry at large.”

Then by that measure we’re all scientists...

***plays main riff of the Clapton song***

Lowly grey here, but I just want to point out that you flashed some personal info when you took video footage of the inspection form thingy...

“Psychoanalysis was created by Sigmund Freud, a neurologist. It is rooted in science.”

Oh, look at the wee leprechaun!

Ben “Kite Murderer” Franklin?

I usually try to avoid piling on people who make dumb comments, but you truly are a stupid sack of shit...

“...I’m pretty sure someone just made a film or show about a true story I heard from years ago where police and even the victim’s family members did not believe she had been raped because she ‘didn’t act like a rape victim.’”

That show is called The Last 200 Years of History...

I’m still waiting on an obit for George “Goober” Lindsey...

Shut up, Cathy!

No offence, but you’re a stupid sack of shit...

And the members of Pablo Cruise...

And that guy’s name was...........Pol Pot.

“Giving you the benefit of the doubt here...”

If you inject steroids into that sentence, throw it in a petri dish, and then piss on it, it will eventually turn into Joe Rogan...