The headline on the main page - “The former Washington Redskins choose the most generic option possible for new team name” - is not very good. Are we actually complaining that they replaced a racist name with a generic name?

I have no clue. All I know is that’s one of the most ridiculous links I’ve ever seen...

NO! WE CAN ONLY FOCUS ON ONE THING AT A TIME!!!

Yeah, Purple is great...

This is the first time I’ve seen a link that’s longer than the actual article...

That’s Ted Cruz, dum-dum!

Roenick is the only hockey player to ever make Patrick Roy seem smart and reasonable...

Nathan Lane’s son...

Bruce Boxleitner is a national treasure!

My favorite Body Count song!

And I’m okay with that...

Yeah, but The Falcon and the Snowman is still available, right?

“I don’t give a shit that I’m slowly balding, that’s the genetic lottery I got, but it doesn’t make a dude racist.”

I’ll cop to bagging on his looks - and not giving a shit about it because this guy’s a fucking turd - but at what point do I equate balding with racism?

Look at the brushed-forward hair, even on the sides. Despite that shit eating grin, he sooooo wishes he wasn’t bald...

One of those rare instances when the image I have in my head of a person I’ve never seen matches up exactly with reality...

You’re a sack of shit...

Your country’s fucked...

I mean, they’re good, but they’re not Bipartisan Assholes good...

Halloween is four months away? You meant four years, right?