No, you’re thinking of Omaska...

They started off doing Ramones covers, but in recent years they’ve compiled an impressive collection of originals, thank you very much!

Whatchu got against the Bipartisan Assholes, Wichita’s favorite punk band?

How dare you besmirch the reputation of The Substances, Wichita’s favorite ska band!

Not enough Jesses/Jessies...

Chance is his son’s name...

Awesome. I love crystal meth!!!

That’s perfect...

FUN FACT: that guy most definitely has been hanging around idiots...

Awww, I thought you were talking about the Tom Selleck film...

I was merely making a joke - a joke I’ve made dozens of times whenever someone uses three initials in a post.

Rarah Dessica Jarker?

That’s why I asked why he thought it was iffy. I mean, it’s definitely rare for someone that age to have a child, but it’s not unheard of. Especially nowadays...

That was my first thought too, but I just recently stunned myself with a ball peen hammer, so I have an excuse for coming up with something as stupid as that...

Gimme back my patio furniture!!!

Why is that iffy?

I never bought the idea that Diane would be an admirer of Hemingway’s...

And of course Bea Arthur hated Betty White in real life...

He is, but he’s had money problems, off and on, for a long time now. The IRS was up his ass for awhile. Plus, he had some serious health issues - he needed a liver transplant after contracting hepatitis - that would have put a serious dent in his finances. And of course he was an addict for a long, long time...

Because he’s David Crosby...