The first version was Chewie Defeats Truman, so this was actually an improvement...

An uncertified life coach is a speck of dust in the wind.

He’s not so subtly telling us that we all stink...

Nice try, dipshit...

Yeah, but 15 IQ points isn’t that much of hurdle to overcome when love’s on the line...

Fuckin’ A, bubba!

I get that reference...

Is this the longest gif ever made?

“Her costars from Saved by the Bell must have been completely aghast when this was released.”

A propeller plane that Ford had crashed into the side of an Arby’s only minutes earlier...

That’s my favorite Frank Zappa album...

“Arrrgh! Iron bird!”

Gentlemen, I propose that this arts funding is like a milking machine and unless we shut it down, it’s gonna rip our dicks right off!

Bag of licorice allsorts.

Wh...what?

It was brief, so it’s easy to miss...

He was in the sixth episode of this season...

Critics are also failing to note that someone painted a freeway going off into the horizon (ala the Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons) that tricked the Tesla into slamming into the side of the truck...

I was going to accuse you of being Colin Quinn’s mom, but even she doesn’t remember that...

I’m glad someone can “see the appeal of” Danson, because I can’t. I mean, he’s a great comedic actor, but he was odd looking in his prime. He’s got kind of a Roger Waters thing going on now, where he’s become more attractive with age, but man he looked like a neanderthal during the Cheers years. His head was soooooooo…