Wait a minute! We were supposed to be sad when Julia Roberts died in Steel Magnolias?!?!?

In America all those things qualify you as a “good” cop...

Ratzenberger’s prediction has aged well...

This is some weak shit...

Or everything he’s ever done as a performer...

As someone who has eaten at Taco Bell three times in his life, and has gotten a massive case of diarrhea each time, I can safely say that, no, it doesn’t work for Taco Bell...

Wow. Their lead singer is fucking awful...

Was Stringer responsible for holding meetings with the various gangs at a conference room in the Holiday Inn? Or was that Prop Joe? I always thought that was a phenomenally bad idea. If just one of those higher ups is being surveilled by the authorities (and let’s face it, that was a distinct possibility), then the…

Truth! The last time I ate at Pizza Hut I was shitting motor oil within an hour or two...

I know of another Canadian who claims to drink 50 cups a day: Dave Foley...

Chumlee’s really fallen on hard times since the meth bust...

CORRECTION: porn theater...

Its return after Jerry brings Morty back to the strip club was perfect...

I can’t tell you how many times I went on a car-based killing spree in GTA 4's version of Central Park, often while singing a revised version of Chicago’s “Saturday in the Park”:

Remember when Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated JFK with the Texas Book Depository?

I just followed your advice. That is one bizarre response to a story about fake rape accusations...

How well do you wield a crossbow while on acid?

Is your friend 9 years old?

Oh god yes! I don’t think I ever successfully landed that fucking jet...

Yeah, but he was talking about the various “planes” of existence inhabited by Xenu...