“After slavery was outlawed, America elected Andrew Johnson, a racist president who sympathized with Southern white supremacist terrorists.”

No, they both have to date Nick Cage...

To be fair, your dad is not very good at breaking the arms of baddies in a comical manner...

I was praying that your video had the Lincoln money shot channel, and there it was, right at the end...

And points to you for being one of my favorite players throughout the 1980s!

Paul Hogan says “That’s not a greeting. Now that’s a greeting”...

I was just kidding anyway. I’m from Toronto, and I’ve never been to Wisconsin...

Orange shakes too!

There’s nothing like going to a McDonald’s on the first warm day of spring in order to get a McFlurry, only to find that their fucking machine is down...

Then you haven’t lived!

I knew that kid would grow up to be a fucking loser!

And now you know.........the rest of the story.

Kid next to Adam J: It’s so obvious he’s going to be lonely and need a friend! 

Well, he did lose pretty much every battle he took part in. Except, of course, the most important one: the last one...

That screenshot at the top of the page...

Libel. Slander is spoken; libel is published.

What are Mr Hamilton pics?

There should be another line underneath “Associates” extending to a box entitled “Ted Cruz”...

This is all you need to know...