Who’s got a worse bowl cut: Andrew Llloyd Webber or Ken Burns?

GO!

“I don’t think I’ll watch Tim’s trial...”

Wh...what?

Sack Lunch...

With Norman Fell as Zeus!

I came here for a Polynesiantown reference, and I was not disappointed...

Also a pretty decent Lou Ferrigno impersonator...

That sketch is a ridiculous, 10 to 1 in the morning work of art...

You’re hung up on some TV show from the 90s, mannnn!

War and Peace is a goddamn page turner!

I’ve heard that Shaq and The General have a somewhat strained relationship...

FUN FACT: “She’s So High” is about getting an abortion at a bar just before closing time...

“Oh yeah, they did that Bittersweet Symphony song, right?”

I’m just glad to know that “Closing Time” is now a “classic” rather than a “mediocre piece of shit”...

Don’t forget Rocky!

What you experienced is also known as The Great Gatsby Syndrome...

For a brief moment I thought that screencap was showing that Mr. Peanut had hanged himself...

I hope you figuratively RIP...

He had the most grating old lady voice, which sounds like an insult, but isn’t...

Did Rutter at any point mention that Holzhauer looks like a fucking psychopath?