Yes. Now say something nice about Mike Wallace.

You call yourselves little women? I call you LITTLE JACKASSES!!!

Gormless Middle Class Nerds is my favorite podcast!

With just a pinch of Lloyd Braun...

All I can see is young Harry Dean Stanton...

“...doing critical journalistic work that led to O.J. Simpson losing the civil lawsuit filed by the Simpson and Goldman families.”

All his plastic surgery will be performed with a machete...

Or “Animals”...

Must’ve lost a lot of weight...

“Carlineo will be sentenced on Feb. 14, 2020.”

Clive Warren would have been a better pick. Rebecca De Mornay could play Hillary...

“Argh! Don’t cut off my fucking head!”

Dennis Miller’s time on Monday Night Football made about as much sense as Jerome Kern negotiating the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk on behalf of the 1976 New York Islanders...

FAILED FIRSTIES!!!

Alternately, what kind of job does he have that only pays $15 per week?

I sleep in a fort made out of hundreds of copies of The Celestine Prophecy...

As luck would have it, I live in a Goodwill!

Mine is right next to my 1970s fondue set!

I think you meant to say, “Supoib!”

SHUT UP, TOMATO!!!