That’s Walt Disney for ya!

Thobama...

Agreed. I loved finding out that “Horse With No Name” was sung by Neil Young...

Macgruber has sex with his dead wife’s ghost...

Lots of levers and pullies...

A two minute read, no less...

Soup is only a meal in one particular situation: when you have a cold...

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That shot of Pepsi in the first video really tied the drink together...

And — get this — Rodney still wears his hat crooked...

I’d play defensive too if one of my star players only had one leg...

Girls, girls, GIRRRRLS!!!

“I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOGARRRRRRRRRRRRR!”

He’s good buddies with “Bergman”...

“As strange as it seems, Joaquin is actually 3 years younger than Jared?”

Correa’s the star of that play because Altuve’s throw was kind of garbage...

Arcane baseball fact: this is the first time two wife abusers have given up two run home runs in the same inning in a playoff game...

That’s Chloë Grace Moretz’s non-union Mexican equivalent... 

And shitting yourself.